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USA
Today Projects Earth's Demise on November 18, 2008
(February
25, 2006 - nonewswire.com)
USA Today is projecting that Earth will cease to exist as
of November 19, 2008. Life will no longer exist and USA Today's
last issue will be November 17, 2008, providing one day for
staff members to spend with family before the Earth ends,
according to the paper's projections...
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President
Bush Changes Party Affiliation,
Becoming a Democrat!
(October
25, 2005 - nonewswire.com)
In a stunning announcement, President George W Bush announced
today that he is immediately changing his party affiliation
from Republican to Democrat. The move was made one year before
the next presidential elections. In a live televised speech,
Bush made his case to the American public...
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Chain
Letter - Send for Good Luck!!
(October
25, 2005 - nonewswire.com) Let's face
it - we all need good luck. Therefore do everything exactly as outlined below
and you'll have the best of luck
anyone could imagine!
1) Forward
this message to everyone you know - everyone.
If you miss just one person then you'll wet the bed tonight...
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Michael
Moore Wins Stupid Person of the Year
(March
25, 2003 - nonewswire.com)
Outspoken political documentary pundit Michael Moore has
been named “Stupid Person of the Year” by Time magazine.
Moore seemed ecstatic at receiving the award, believing that
the title was really an honorary one...
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Raiders
Busted For Using Viagra
(November 18, 2002 - nonewswire.com)
The Oakland Raiders were busted yesterday by the NFL for
distributing
a banned supplement to players. NoNewswire.com has since
learned that the banned supplement being given to players
was Viagra...
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Disney
Puts Rally Monkey Up For Sale -- Bengals Express Interest
(November 9, 2002 - nonewswire.com)
Trying
to capitalize on the success of the Disney-owned California
Angels, Disney announced last week that it is selling the
California Angels "Rally Monkey" to the highest-bidding
sports team...
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NFL
Fines Michael Vick $50,000 for Using Breath Asure
(November 8, 2002 - nonewswire.com)
The NFL has fined Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick
$50,000 for using Breath Asure instead of the league approved
Tic Tacs...
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NFL
Considers Major Restructuring Due to "Rough Tackles"
(November 1, 2002 - nonewswire.com) The NFL
is considering major restructuring of rules regarding tackling
after seeing an increase of hard hits throughout the league.
The move comes after the NFL director of football operations,
Gene Washington, prepared a 75 page report on increased injuries
from older receivers.
"We
tried a hard line stance of suspensions," says Washington,
"but that doesn't seem to be working. Therefore I have
recommended to the NFL that it removes tackling from the game
in favor of a less intense program that revolves around 'flag
football'."
According
to league sources, the NFL is considering outfitting players
with flags that go around the waist of each offensive player...
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Raiders
Request Second Bye Week
(October 30, 2002 - nonewswire.com) The Oakland
Raiders today petitioned the NFL with a request for a second
bye week.
Commenting
on the petition, Raiders wide receiver Jerry Rice said, "A
lot of us players are older and we need to rest more than
other teams; therefore we are simply asking to have another
week of rest..."
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Disney
Unveils New Mascott!
(from the digitalmediafx.com
archives) Disney
today unveiled a new animated character that will replace
Mickey Mouse as its official mascot. The unveiling of the
character is said to coincide with the firing of 50,000 more
employees..."
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