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Comedian
Joe Piscopo Hospitalized for Not Using Bathroom
(December 16, 2005 - nonewswire.com)
Comedian Joe Piscopo was hospitalized today for refusing
to use the restroom for over 72 hours straight because his
union rep, according to Piscopo, said "I couldn't go
pee or do number 2 until he says I can."
"There's
consequences to not urinating for over 72 hours straight,"
said a hospital administrator. "But you've got to admire
the man. He's loyal to his union and would rather die than
ever do something they say he can't do. He doesn't want
to piss them off."
The
administrator added that Piscopo might die if he doesn't
pee soon. He's making a plee to the union to allow Piscopo
to use the bathroom.
"Piscopo
does what we say when we say it," said a union leader who
was leaving the golf course in his 2006 Ferarri late this
afternoon. "If I tell Piscopo to bark like a dog and eat
Alpo then he
will
bark like a dog and eat Alpo."
When
asked about not letting Piscopo MC a charity event he had
already committed to, the union leader commented, "we are
the charity."
Piscopo
is said to be in the fetal position on his hospital bed,
clutching his phone tightly waiting for permission to pee.
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This
article is satire and not a knock against unions in general.
This satire applies only to Piscopo and the union that
represents him.
All unions are different.
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