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Chain
Letter - Email it for Good Luck!
(October 25, 2005 - nonewswire.com)
Let's face it - we all need good luck. Therefore do everything
exactly as outlined below and you'll have the best of luck
anyone could imagine!
1) Forward
this message to everyone you know - everyone.
If you miss just one person then you'll wet the bed tonight.
2) In
addition, forward this message to 8,342 and 1/2 people
that you don't know within the next 10 seconds. Doing so
will insure that you win the next Powerball (even if you
don't play it). Not doing so will make your milk expire
five days earlier than the expiration date!
3) Stand
on your head and count to 103 without losing your balance.
Doing so will mean that you'll live to be 103 years
old! Not doing so will mean that your favorite TV show
won't
record during that episode's season finale.
4) Eat
four pounds of dog food in 33 seconds. It can be wet or
dry dog food. Accomplish this and you'll have a dog-gone
great time tomorrow night. Not doing so means that there
will be a worm hole in the next apple you eat.
5) Make
a $100 donation to the Red Cross in the next 10 minutes.
Doing so will give you a good feeling. Not doing so will
get you a hangover the next time you drink water.
Don't
break the chain of good luck. Over 18 billion people have
already completed all the above steps. One only completed
step #4 (Rufs the Great Dane).
Remember
that these things really work because I said they do and
I am qualified to say so because I am a homosapien that
knows how to type!
Oh...
and be sure to send this back to the person who sent it
to you in order to let them know you are thinking of them.
Because thinking of them will make them think of you which
will make you think more of them and them think more of
you and you both may be thinking about each other at the
same time while listening to the song "Somewhere Out
There"!
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